Please Continue Hating Chris Brown

Taken from here.

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Good news everybody! It’s cool to continue hating Chris Brown! He says as much on Twitter!

And he does so in such a way that helpfully reminds you that he is actually the worst person in the entire universe. Chris Brown, people don’t hate you because you’re some sort of scrappy up-and-comer in a world of people who demand the crusts be cut off their tea sandwiches. You’re not being wrongly persecuted and beating the odds, here. People hate you because you beat your girlfriend until she had to go to the hospital. So, people hate you because of something you should be deeply ashamed of. Really, really ashamed of. Have you read the police report (helpfully provided on UpRoxx)? Let’s just revisit it, okay?

“A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

“Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

“Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the sh– out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’ ”

The detective said “Robyn F.” then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

“Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’

“After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’

“Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

“She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

So, he definitely tried to kill her. And just feels like “well, haters be hatin’.”

Haters, please continue to hate objectively bad people. Forever.

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